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What a difference 30 years makes:
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| 1972 | 2002 |
| Long hair | Longing for hair |
| The perfect high | The perfect high yield mutual fund |
| KEG | EKG |
| Acid rock | Acid reflux |
| Moving to California because it's cool | Moving to California because it's warm |
| Growing pot | Growing pot belly |
| Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor | Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor |
| Seeds and stems | Roughage |
| Popping pills, smoking joints | Popping joints |
| Killer weed | Weed killer |
| The Grateful Dead | Dr. Kevorkian |
| Going to a new, hip joint | Receiving a new hip joint |
| Rolling Stones | Kidney Stones |
| Being called into the principal's office | Calling the principal's office |
| Screw the system | Upgrade the system |
| Disco | Costco |
| Parents begging you to get your hair cut | Children begging you to get their heads shaved |
| Taking acid | Taking antacid |
| Passing the drivers' test | Passing the vision test |
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Author Unknown Submitted by cousin Sharon |
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